A world wide web of LIES

So I thought I’d look into this early voting thing, because that would be cool. Turns out the location for early voting is way the crap across town at the county clerk’s office (coincidentally located at 1776 Washington Ave). On election day I can just go across the street from my danged house to vote, so screw all that other business.

So my awesome domain name (this one) disappeared for a little bit. It expired and I had no idea, until an alert reader (aka my “special lady”) pointed it out to me. I had a squat page that had the wonderful title of “the dotcom yahoo domain name at theworldwidewebdotcom.net” and a clipart of internets and a bunch of search terms.

“But I was not notified!” I said to myself. Then I remembered that when I registered it I gave them my old gmail address, the one I quit using when I got gmail styles on my inter-Smeat. I checked, and lo and behold there were lots of mails, starting with “domain expiring in two months” to “domain expiring in five minutes” to “we’re not going to hold on to this forever, you know” to “PAY UP, DIPSHIT!”

So anyway, what’d I miss while I was gone?