But where’s the Festivus pole?
I always completely hate Christmas until the tree goes up. Most of the hate is actually dread at the thought of putting the tree up. But last night a discovery was made: I still have my janky-ass fiber optic tree, with the built-in ornaments ($12 at Big Lots, 5 or 6 years ago). Bonus: zoom-burst pics!
Also bonus: the kitten won’t destroy this one as easily.
Suck it, more tasteful fake tree with the tasteful ornaments and string of lights that you have to painstakingly hand-apply!
Since I also hate dismantling the aforementioned tasteful fake tree, it usually stays up until well past Easter. This one is pretty easy (just fold it up or something), so it should come down at least by Valentine’s day… spring break at the latest.






