Someone owes me some groyalties
So, let’s set the wayback machine to a more innocent time. Barring that, let’s go back to October 19, 2006. I wrote this in my inter-net livejournal online blog page site:
Title: I cold invented a word tonight
I uttered the new word “GROINTMENT” many times in the course of this evening.
A. said “I think ‘groin’ is the ugliest word in the English language” and Ted said that “ointment” was even worse, so of course I had to top them both.
GROINTMENT. Groin + Ointment = Grointment!
GROINTMENT! “Dapper Dan, for the groin!” (tm Ted)
G R O I N T M E N T !
Order now, operators are standing by…
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And then, I came up with the best song title ever: “Frodo applies the grointment to Sam”. I am never drinking again.
So tonight I was thinking to myself, and wondering if anyone on earth was insane enough to have also come up with that word. I submit this visual as evidence:
Does this mean I need to change my song to “Frodo applies the grointment™ to Sam”?
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