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Sometimes after I’ve had a really weird dream (like, almost every night), I’ll have another one shortly after that consists of me telling someone about the weird dream I just had. They are probably bored by this, but sometimes annoying one imaginary person is not enough. So I have to blog¹ a blog² on my blog³ about these dreams.

So here’s the most recent one: I was friends with Lady Gaga (an entertainer of some repute) and we were throwing candies at each other. One hit me in the head and I yelled, “BOOM, headshot!” Also, since this was a dream I had right before waking up, I really had to pee and there was nowhere suitable.

Notes? Really? Yes, on the word “blog”

1. blog, verb: to write and publish (make available on inter-butt) some text that no one in their right mind cares about.
2. blog, noun: a single entry of the aforementioned text that no one in their right mind cares about.
3. blog, noun: a collection of many such entries of text, found on the interblog…net…butt.