WWWhat in the World Wide Web

Sometimes after I’ve had a really weird dream (like, almost every night), I’ll have another one shortly after that consists of me telling someone about the weird dream I just had. They are probably bored by this, but sometimes annoying one imaginary person is not enough. So I have to blog¹ a blog² on my blog³ about these dreams.

WHICH I WILL TELL YOU ABOUT, AFTER A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR »

The next time you see someone on TV squirting tears for the press, remember: they’re not sorry for what they did, they’re sorry they got caught. More public apologies should be like this hypothetical one.

Pic(ture found on inter-net that is) related:

PS—Sorry I posted a picture that had a bad word in it. The bad word was “twat”.