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So

For the past few years I’ve had a mental note (to myself) that I would not get married until everyone could legally do this. I’m talking about my gay brothers and sisters here. Anyone should be allowed to put a ring on it.

But

Then I realized I’d probably never get married, so that’s not much of a stand to take. Sorry.

Thus

I decided I would not attend any weddings either, until such time as everyone could have their own.

And

I know it’s not much, but it’s a start.

NOTE, FROM RIGHT NOW: Anyone thinking about writing to me about “the sanctity of holy matrimony” and all that crap is advised to turn on a TV or pick up a copy of People magazine and rethink their arguments. Such people should also learn to live with being mentally pwned by a ten year old kid.