Better lighting»
Or: I still see him still seeing what you did there
(Because I didn’t want to do a Note from the future this time.)
Why I will never get ahead in life»
Reason #12461264: My firm belief that respect is not a god-given right. It is earned (or lost). Just ask my parents! Or my former teachers! Or anyone!
Things that keep me up at night, #OVER9000»

No, and I never imagined I’d spend so much time in front of a computer either.
Things that keep me up at night, #2147483648»
I want to get a tattoo that says NOTHING IS PERMANENT.
On my butt.
(Or my arm, where I can see it.)


















