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Usually Woody does all her cutest things in the most impossible lighting conditions, and runs off if you even say the word “camera” or reach for one. Worse, she finally realized that phones have cameras too. But this time, it was bounce card to the rescue.

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This is also one of those times when my camera’s crop factor works in my favor. I have to stand further away when using the 50mm. And since I am a “big galoot” whose every movement sends Woody running away, that extra distance means I (probably) won’t startle her with my oafishness.

The downside of accepting this challenge: I had to boost ISO and exposure compensation in all these pics, and that gave me a nice stuck pixel to shoop out of every pic.

EXIF data. Every cameraphone I’ve had has done something stupid with EXIF data. And by “something” I mean EVERYTHING. So I have to open up EXIF Pilot, and…

• Copy what it says in the “Date Time” field over to “Date Time Original” and “Date Time Digitized” (which are almost always blank). This magically makes the rest of the data appear.
• Delete anything in the “Image Description” field, because wordpress likes to make the attachment page’s url based on whatever’s in there (usually something useless like “exif_jpeg_t422″ or “SAMSUNG”).
• MAYBE SOMEDAY: change the “Camera Model” field from something cryptic (“HERO200″, “GT-I9000″) to the human-readable name of whatever phone actually took that pic.
• OH GOD, NO: try to restore all the EXIF data that Vignette strips out. (I’m shit out of luck with Retro Camera, because it doesn’t save an original/unaltered copy.)
• HAHA, YEAH RIGHT: stop being so OCD about stupid crap no one cares about.

Since that’s a whole lot of work for some crappy phone pics, I’ve been sitting on them for a while. Too bad, because I have, like, OVER SIX HUNDRED new cat pics. I am not even exaggerating.

Yet another cameraphone photodump, “stop taking pictures of your gear and start playing” edition:

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Another cameraphone photodump, “when in doubt, take pics of toys” edition:

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Continuing the mega camera dump off my phone(s), here are some crappy show pics from this year.

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And one ticket for an upcoming show, YEAH!

Previously, on “I always wonder if something is a thing and it inevitably is”

I wondered if a TV saying “quack” was a thing. Then I kept seeing more and more Quacks. I took pics of them, as is tradition, but they’ve stayed on my phone forever, because I am lazy or something.

So here’s some more Quack, now officially “A Thing”:

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I saw this last night, when I was trying to go to sleep.

I forgot to post this last week when it actually happened. Much like I’ve forgotten to post dozens of bananaphone pics.