4 Da Shorteez»

Posted: May 04, 2010

Yes

I will freely admit that I probably have at least the second worst URL in the history of the earth planet.

But

In my defense: I was computing under the influence when I registered it, and all the good ones were taken.

Anyway

In keeping with the times, I have looked into this whole URL shortening thing that’s been taking several of the internets by storm. And so I present, for your ease of use and mine, something that would fit on a business card to be handed out to babes:

http://bit.ly/wwwhatever (wwwowsers that’s short!)

Geotagging, for real this time»

Posted: January 23, 2010
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(THIS USED TO BE A FEW DIFFERENT POSTS)

Since I couldn’t figure out a free/painless way to edit a million photos’ EXIF data, I made a shortcode instead, and will just enter locations by hand in the post.
More of the same, but with actual correctness now »

Always two there are»

Posted: August 24, 2009
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I keep forgetting to do this list, but this is one of those weird phenomena that I have noticed. Say there is a band you like. No, not them, that other one. Similar names are the death of me, especially when I love one band and hate the other. I spent years of my life not liking Chavez, because I saw a video by Gomez (which I hated), and the names were permanently mixed up in my mind.

SOOOOO, in no particular order (except alphabetical), and varying levels of similarity…

  • The Arcade Fire / The Fiery Furnaces
  • Black Dice / Black Lips / The Black Keys
  • Cake / Cake-Like
  • Chavez / Gomez
  • Codeine / Morphine
  • Deerhoof / Deerhunter
  • Del Fuegos / Del Lords
  • fIREHOSE / Firehouse
  • Fucked Up / Holy Fuck (and they’re both from fuckin’ Toronto, fuck!)
  • Garth Brooks / Brooks & Dunn
  • Jawbox / Jawbreaker
  • The Mars Volta / Volta Do Mar
  • Mew / Muse
  • Modest Mouse / Mouse on Mars
  • Múm (from Iceland) / Mum (NOT from Iceland)
  • OMD / OMC
  • Panda Bear (from Animal Collective) / Grizzly Bear (not from Animal Collective)
  • Polara / Polaris
  • Stroke 9 / The Strokes
  • Super Furry Animals / Animal Collective
  • Supergrass / Superdrag
  • Television / Telephone
  • The Verve / The Verve Pipe
  • The Vines / The Shins
  • Whitesnake / White Lion / Great White
  • Wolf Eyes / Wolf Parade / Wolfmother / Wolf Balls (ok I made that last one up, but it’s only a matter of time)
  • Yeah Yeah Yeahs / Hot Hot Heat / !!!
  • Honorable mention: the seven hundred or so bands during the 80s that had all one word names that started with a C.
  • BONUS ROUND: XTC album “Black Sea” / X album “Under the Big Black Sun”

It seems like there were more, but my memory is terrible—which is why I am always mixing these groups up in my head to begin with.

Frances McDormand movies I have and have not seen»

Posted: February 17, 2009
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Bold means I’ve seen it, not-bold means I have some catching up to do…

  • Transformers 5: Planet of the Earth (2011)
  • This Must Be the Place (2011)
  • Burn After Reading (2008)
  • Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day (2008)
  • Friends with Money (2006)
  • Æon Flux (2005)
  • North Country (2005)
  • Something’s Gotta Give (2003)
  • City by the Sea (2002)
  • Laurel Canyon (2002)
  • The Man Who Wasn’t There (2001)
  • Almost Famous (2000)
  • Wonder Boys (2000)
  • Talk of Angels (1998)
  • Madeline (1998)
  • Johnny Skidmarks (1998)
  • Paradise Road (1997)
  • Lone Star (1996)
  • Primal Fear (1996)
  • Fargo (1996)
  • Palookaville (1995)
  • Beyond Rangoon (1995)
  • Bleeding Hearts (1994)
  • Short Cuts (1993)
  • Passed Away (1992)
  • The Butcher’s Wife (1991)
  • Barton Fink (1991,voice/uncredited)
  • Hidden Agenda (1990)
  • Miller’s Crossing (1990,uncredited)
  • Darkman (1990)
  • Chattahoochee (1989)
  • Mississippi Burning (1988)
  • Raising Arizona (1987)
  • Crimewave (1985)
  • Blood Simple (1984)

(source, dogg)

I have seen Fargo and Raising Arizona about a hundred times total, though, so it kind of evens out.

I am hell of old, people»

Posted: December 16, 2008
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And now, a favorite album for each year I have been alive on the earth planet:

1972: Rolling Stones – Exile on Main Street
1973: Led Zeppelin – Houses of the Holy
1974: King Crimson – Red
1975: Pink Floyd – Wish You Were Here
1976: Joni Mitchell – Hejira
1977: Television – Marquee Moon
1978: The Jam – All Mod Cons
1979: Talking Heads – Fear of Music
1980: The Pretenders – s/t
1981: The Cure – Faith
1982: X – Under the Big Black Sun
1983: U2 – War
1984: The Replacements – Let it Be
1985: R.E.M. – Fables of the Reconstruction
1986: Metallica – Master of Puppets
1987: Guadalcanal Diary – 2×4
1988: The Church – Starfish
1989: Pixies – Doolittle
1990: Uncle Tupelo – No Depression
1991: Slint – Spiderland
1992: Beastie Boys – Check Your Head
1993: Girls Against Boys – Venus Luxure No.1 Baby
1994: Rodan – Rusty
1995: Hum – You’d Prefer an Astronaut
1996: Failure – Fantastic Planet
1997: Yo La Tengo – I Can Hear the Heart Beating as One
1998: Don Caballero – What Burns Never Returns
1999: Trans Am – Futureworld
2000: Sleater-Kinney – All Hands on the Bad One
2001: Les Savy Fav – Go Forth
2002: Ms. John Soda – No P or D
2003: The Sea and Cake – One Bedroom
2004: Laura Veirs – Carbon Glacier
2005: Kylesa – To Walk a Middle Course
2006: Mastodon – Blood Mountain
2007: Baroness – Red Album
2008: Boris – SMILE
2009: Baroness – Blue Record / Polvo – In Prism (I CAN’T DECIDE)
2010: The National – High Violet

NOTES:

  1. 1977 and 1984 (and even 2009) were banner years for good rock, which made it hard to pick just one.
  2. 1991 was no contest, but there were a few trying for “close second”.
  3. If I were even older, 1966 would have been another such year.
  4. I recycled this post from my el-jay, just because.