“This” is the new “That”»

Posted: October 01, 2010

By which I mean

Where did this phrase “fair enough” come from and why is it suddenly everywhere? Why is everyone saying it all the time? It’s like the “it’s all good” of 2010. Really, you guys are overdoing it a bit. A large bit.

Now you say: “Fair enough.”

But, you know

[Redacted]

Hang on, I’m trying science»

Posted: August 12, 2010

BRB, upgrading WordPress. Hopefully none of my customized shizz will break, because I doubt I’ll have time to do any major fixin’…

 

NOTE, FROM THE IMMEDIATE FUTURE: Success!

 

NOTE, FROM THE LATER FUTURE: Posts like these are basically useless. If the upgrade hadn’t been successful, you wouldn’t even see anything!

A bad excuse to make a worse pun»

Posted: August 01, 2010

…and also use a pic I found on inter-net. So let’s get it over with!

So

I’m still thinking about what to do for my tattoo idea, but you know what they say:
Click if you don’t know what they say »

In which I troll hipsters and graphic designers»

Posted: July 27, 2010

See, I don’t know how to make a triangle in MS Paint.

 

Wait, that’s not Helvetica! No, but this is.

Bumping, for great justice»

Posted: July 22, 2010
Tagged: 

Yeah, so I updated my geotagging post, since I found a better way to do the iframe-y stuff.

That is all.

Why I will never get ahead in life»

Posted: June 07, 2010

Reason #12461264: My firm belief that respect is not a god-given right. It is earned (or lost). Just ask my parents! Or my former teachers! Or anyone!

Things that keep me up at night, #OVER9000»

Posted: June 04, 2010

Did you ever imagine

No, and I never imagined I’d spend so much time in front of a computer either.

Things that keep me up at night, #2147483648»

Posted: June 02, 2010

I want to get a tattoo that says NOTHING IS PERMANENT.

On my butt.

(Or my arm, where I can see it.)

Avoiding the obvious title»

Posted: May 12, 2010

CONJECTURE: The phrase “just sayin’” is shorthand for “I’m a total dick but I’m pretending that I don’t want to offend you”. That’s how I use it, anyway. If this were a real blog, I’d provide a link to some more thought out essay on this topic (which I swear I saw once, somewhere out there).

And if I wanted to be ironic, I’d end this post with the phrase in question.

4 Da Shorteez»

Posted: May 04, 2010

Yes

I will freely admit that I probably have at least the second worst URL in the history of the earth planet.

But

In my defense: I was computing under the influence when I registered it, and all the good ones were taken.

Anyway

In keeping with the times, I have looked into this whole URL shortening thing that’s been taking several of the internets by storm. And so I present, for your ease of use and mine, something that would fit on a business card to be handed out to babes:

http://bit.ly/wwwhatever (wwwowsers that’s short!)