A world wide web of LIES

Paranormal activity?

admin — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 03:11:39 +0000

Every night that I’ve been on Church Street, there’s been this unearthly blue light on the second floor of the perpetually unfinished M2 building.

I tried to get the blue accurate, but that did a number on every other color in these pics.

Ginza

admin — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 19:58:17 +0000

When I was a kid (and the world was sepia-colored), this was a huge asian grocery. Later they were a flower shop. Now, empty.

Semi-abstract

admin — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 03:59:30 +0000

Happy hour snaps!

Using awkward syntax because I hate the word “dreamt”

admin — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 06:13:27 +0000

Sometimes after I’ve had a really weird dream (like, almost every night), I’ll have another one shortly after that consists of me telling someone about the weird dream I just had. They are probably bored by this, but sometimes annoying one imaginary person is not enough. So I have to blog¹ a blog² on my blog³ about these dreams.

So here’s the most recent one: I was friends with Lady Gaga (an entertainer of some repute) and we were throwing candies at each other. One hit me in the head and I yelled, “BOOM, headshot!” Also, since this was a dream I had right before waking up, I really had to pee and there was nowhere suitable.

Notes? Really? Yes, on the word “blog”

blog, verb: to write and publish (make available on inter-butt) some text that no one in their right mind cares about.
blog, noun: a single entry of the aforementioned text that no one in their right mind cares about.
blog, noun: a collection of many such entries of text, found on the inter~~blog~~…~~net~~…butt.

The art of public apology

admin — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 20:52:32 +0000

The next time you see someone on TV squirting tears for the press, remember: they’re not sorry for what they did, they’re sorry they got caught. More public apologies should be like this hypothetical one.

Pic(ture found on inter-net that is) related:

PS—Sorry I posted a picture that had a bad word in it (that bad word was “twat”).

LET ME SHOW YOU MY USABILITIES

admin — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 21:57:36 +0000

My usabilities:

Let me show you them.

Wee fellas

admin — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 02:06:41 +0000

Playing w/macro and bad lighting…

Purple guy (WST Shockwave) is about two inches tall. Blue guy (no Zaku, boy, no Zaku!) is about four inches tall.

Stick Figure Man™ presents

admin — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 01:49:01 +0000

Caution: watch for stale memes

Box cat

admin — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 01:44:37 +0000

Kitten vs. tote bag

admin — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 22:17:07 +0000

Tote bag seems to be winning.