Beats describing what the Twister sounded like
Here are a few of the ways I’ve described my myriad aches and ailments (most often a type of ache):
- it feels like I am growing a new skeleton on top of my old one
- it feels like my skeleton is fusing together
- stabbed all over: that is the feeling in my head/neck/back/guts
- my head feels like a cell that is about to divide
- my brain is being crushed by giant hands
- I feel like that guy in the Bible what got a tent stake through the head
- I feel like a good trepanning may help the situation
- it feels like someone is squeezing my spinal column
- OWWW, barometric pressure: I am sensitive to it!
- that xacto blade just fell through my finger (the eternal model building hazard)