I want the hell out of these
I want the damn out of these, the shit out of these, the ass out of these! Like, damn!
I totally actually seriously want these IRL (in real life). I walk a lot and my Chucks are torn to shreds, and it’s too hot out for ass-kickin’ boots. Separated toes brings about well being, inner, and world peace.
Edit: If you have seen me in pictures or IRL (remember what that stands for), then it is obvious that I do not care about looking like a fool. So scratch that off the “Cons” list.