Not helping»
“Death of the Last Centaur”. Allerton Park (totally counts as “traveling”).
Location: 39.997435° N, -88.65819° E (Gmap!)
He was dying when I got here»
“Death of the Last Centaur”. Allerton Park (totally counts as “traveling”).
Location: 39.997435° N, -88.65819° E (Gmap!)
Her eyes are up there, Travel-bot»
I swear, I don’t know where he picks up these habits. A Sphinx at Allerton Park (totally counts as “traveling”).
Location: 40.004066° N, -88.645637° E (Gmap!)
Elevator Butt»
Allerton Park (totally counts as “traveling”).
Location: 40.004406° N, -88.645471° E (Gmap!)
Chillaxin’ with Buddha»
I have no idea how he got up there. Allerton Park (totally counts as “traveling”).
Location: 40.007787° N, -88.643632° E (Gmap!)
Let’s go oot to the mall»
My brother’s last night in the US. If you can’t tell by his outfit, he’s moving to Canada.
Location: 42.742165° N, -84.629622° E (Gmap!)
My car needed gas, but I already had plenty»
Also, this is literally the biggest Comic Sans sighting ever.
Location: 40.483152° N, -85.551629° E (Gmap!)
2082»
I turned on the room light for about half a second, and the rest was from the candle (and a ton of editing later).



















