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Then today is your lucky day, for I have come up with three AWESOME new baby names that would go well together!

• Bladen—meaning “strong”
• Flayden—meaning “sensitive” (or “food” if you’re a rabbit)
• Gladen—meaning “fresh, fragrant”

Oh, they won’t get beat up in school. You don’t mess with Bladen!

So, the other night I was thinking to myself, where the hell do all these stupid made-up-word baby names come from? What I found and am about to show you could either be a coincidence or it could be earth shattering megalolz.

Xzibit A:

If I am reading this correctly, the name enters the public consciousness in 1994.

Xzibit B:

In Star Trek TNG episode “Thine Own Self”, an amnesiac Data is given the name Jayden by primitive villagers he encounters. This episode aired in—dun dun dunnnn—1994, proving once again that Trekkies are the source of all the world’s ills. (Just kidding, or “JK” everyone, I love the Trek myself, smileyface lol)

I am going to name my first born (or next cat) Boss Hogg, because I believe in honest, old fashioned names that have withstood the test of time.