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WHAT IS THIS I DON’T EVEN

admin — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 22:05:39 +0000

I saw someone drink this.

And then at least five more, just like it. He wasn’t a hipster, and he wasn’t Rocky Balboa, so why a PBR w/egg? Dude was nice enough to let me take a few shots and mess with my camera settings, so at least I learned something.

Why I will never get ahead in life

admin — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 03:15:26 +0000

Reason #12461264: My firm belief that respect is not a god-given right. It is earned (or lost). Just ask my parents! Or my former teachers! Or anyone!

Things that keep me up at night, #2147483648

admin — Wed, 02 Jun 2010 08:33:03 +0000

I want to get a tattoo that says NOTHING IS PERMANENT.

On my butt.

(Or my arm, where I can see it.)

On a lighter note

admin — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 01:18:31 +0000

For when your Nelson Mandela car air freshener wears out:

Q: What does Gaius Baltar’s essence smell like?
A: #6 and STANKLOVE

Someone owes me some groyalties

admin — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 05:18:32 +0000

So, let’s set the wayback machine to a more innocent time. Barring that, let’s go back to October 19, 2006. I wrote this in my inter-net livejournal online blog page site:

Title: I cold invented a word tonight

I uttered the new word “GROINTMENT” many times in the course of this evening.

A. said, “I think ‘groin’ is the ugliest word in the English language” and Ted said that “ointment” was even worse, so of course I had to top them both.

GROINTMENT. Groin + Ointment = Grointment!

GROINTMENT! “Dapper Dan, for the groin!” (tm Ted)

G R O I N T M E N T !

Order now, operators are standing by…

———

And then, I came up with the best song title ever: “Frodo applies the grointment to Sam”. I am never drinking again.

So tonight I was thinking to myself, and wondering if anyone on earth was insane enough to have also come up with that word. I submit this visual as evidence:

Does this mean I need to change my song to “Frodo applies the grointment™ to Sam”?

To-do list: December, 2012

admin — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 17:02:13 +0000

December 21

Buy new “long count” calendar
THAT’S IT

December 22

Wake up
Keep on living in a world that has not ended

aka Romunculus

admin — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 19:35:08 +0000

Yo dawg I herd u like robuts…

…so we put a robut in your robut so you could kill all humans while you kill all humans.

Next step is to try and put a tiny one inside the little one, for a robut turducken!

Please, Google, let this not exist yet

admin — Fri, 29 May 2009 22:54:38 +0000

I had one of those—what do you call them—ideas last night. Say you’re with your sweetheart and you want to snack, but all the snack-sized packaging is optimized for one person. Enter Relation-chips™, the snack for two! OK, and there’s more: the bag could be heart shaped, with an opening on each side, so you could both reach for delicious snacks at the same time. (And maybe hold greasy hands in the bag? Sure!)

So I did some googling, and all that turned up was some techno CDs and a bunch of lovelorn people who can’t spell. This could be my gravy train…. if only people were totally stupid and utterly susceptible to cheesy gimmicks… IF ONLY!

Note to self: Consider offering gravy flavored Relation-chips™?

Another note, but to everyone: if you’re looking for some “random” food item to consider “funny” in an “ironic” way, then you suck and I hate you. Also, gravy is much a much “funnier” food item (and word) than bacon. Really!

This is how I unwind

admin — Fri, 15 May 2009 05:12:31 +0000

The Flight of the Conchords theme song
plus
“Only” by Nine Inch Nails
equals
one of those “mashed up” songs that the kids seem to like

I was working this out in my Mind the whole walk home. Tonight I walked home at 126 beats per minute. The whole process was made infinitely easier thanks to nin.com‘s remix section, which is a cool idea.

T-shirt idea and…

admin — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 21:26:26 +0000

Hey, if Will Ferrell said this in his next movie, would you wear it on a t-shirt?

I know H.T.M.L.
(Hyper Text Markup Language)

(whut?)

And then I got to thinking: what would be the absolute worst style of music ever? And it hit me: TWEEMO. Has this already been invented? I live under a rock. A “indie rock”, lol! Or a “classic rock”, double lol!