Whoa, I think they need to break up again»

Posted: November 18, 2008
Filed under: Words and Expressions

When Slint reunited in 2005, I was briefly excited at the possibility of seeing them again. How brief? About the time it took their Chicago show to sell out. During those five seconds it also occurred to me that I had no transportation TO Chicago. Then they did a bunch more shows in 2007, but by that point I was officially too old to rock.

And now, this: http://www.slint.com/ (click there). I have to say, I don’t much like this new musical direction they’re taking.

Wait for it…

Wait for it…

I like their old stuff better.

 

NOTE, FROM THE FUTURE: Damn, they got rid of the cheesy flash intro. Now this entry makes even less sense!

What I do for a living»

Posted: August 04, 2008
Filed under: Words and Expressions

WISDOM

Wisdom.

 

NOTE, FROM THE FUTURE: Through the magic of inter-net, I have found the originator of this pic: ORIGINAL IZ HERE

A song and a kind of food»

Posted: May 22, 2008
Filed under: Words and Expressions

WRT my last post (one million years ago), my sources tell me that “Pork and Beans” does not suck. Mayhap I shall have to examine this further?

 

NOTE, FROM THE NEAR FUTURE: There has been further examination, courtesy of my pal Kelley pointing me to their Pork and Beans video. I dug it a lot. Rivers, you can rest easy now.

 

NOTE, FROM THE MORE DISTANT FUTURE: I kind of regret liking that song/video now. They’re still doing awful stuff. I should not have encouraged them.

I am literally angry with rage»

Posted: April 09, 2008
Filed under: Words and Expressions

My damned TeiscoSo I have this guitar. Or is it a baritone? Or is it a 6 string bass? The latter two terms I’ve always thought were interchangeable, but it seems this is not the case. I’d been using what D’Addario called “guitar/bass” strings (XL156), made for things like this one and Fender’s Bass VI. They’re like guitar strings, but an octave lower. Fun? Yes, but the two lowest strings sound like pure butt.

It was then that I had the idea of trying baritone strings, which are halfway between the guitar’s and bass’s range. I have tried many sets (OK, just two: D’Addario XL157, Ernie Ball 2839), and all of them are too short for my Teisco’s unfeasibly long neck. Hence, the literal anger/rage concoction that is my current emotional state.

After yet more research, I discovered that it was I who was ignorant, and not the rest of the world. Guitars have a neck scale of around 25 inches. I previously thought baritones and basses could be anywhere from 27 to 30 inches. Turns out baritones are around 30 inches, and basses can be anywhere from 32 to 36 inches. Guess what scale my “guitar/bass” thing has? Hint: the same one as a bass.

 

NOTES, FROM THE NEAR FUTURE

Robert Smith used a Bass VI extensively while recording Faith and Disintegration, aka the Best Cure Albums EVAR.

I’ve had this thing for almost exactly ten years. I saw it in a shop in Seattle. The pickup switches used to be the kind you found on Wurlitzer organs, but I kept knocking into them, so I had them replaced with toggle switches.

After years of no information at all, I eventually found out this was made by Teisco, in the 60s. This guitar, a TB-64, is a later model and cousin of mine.

 

NOTES, FROM THE VERY DISTANT FUTURE

1) The “sounds like butt” problem ended up being due to my “apartment rock” setup: a Pod and headphones. Earlier in the distant summer of 2010 I played this through my amp(s), and it was GLORIOUS.

2) Thanks to dumb luck, a Japanese website, and a sweet forum, I finally have some decent info on this thing. In Japan, it was known as a TB-64. Those were rebranded as “Del Rey” in the US. They were also sometimes rebranded as “Rhythm Beat”. This is what I have, and the one I NEVER see pictures of on inter-net. Later models went from the oval pickups to the square ones.

3) I recently got rid of the toggle switches, because they were either turning the pickups off or gashing my fingers when I strummed too hard. Now they’re just always on, as they should be.

4) I added/updated a few links up above in the main part of this post. Because I am from the future and that’s how we roll in our time.