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And then at least five more, just like it. He wasn’t a hipster, and he wasn’t Rocky Balboa, so why a PBR w/egg? Dude was nice enough to let me take a few shots and mess with my camera settings, so at least I learned something.

In addition to Randy Marsh, you can find and eat the most delicious tacos ever at this place.

Thanks for keeping my ice cream all nice and warm last night. I really enjoyed that refreshing cup of fail soup.

Love,
Toothless, Gumless Joe

So I did some googling, and all that turned up was some techno CDs and a bunch of lovelorn people who can’t spell. This could be my gravy train…. if only people were totally stupid and utterly susceptible to cheesy gimmicks… IF ONLY!

Note to self: Consider offering gravy flavored Relation-chips™?

Another note, but to everyone: if you’re looking for some “random” food item to consider “funny” in an “ironic” way, then you suck and I hate you. Also, gravy is much a much “funnier” food item (and word) than bacon. Really!

1. Chop up an onion, and some red and green and yellow peppers (one of each of these)
2. Sautee that shit up in a pan
3. Throw some bacon into your soup pot and get things started
4. Chop up some potatoes, and throw them in that pot
5. Put various corns into the pot (1pkg frozen, 1 can creamed)
6. Milk goes in there too, I think?
7. Throw the stuff from step 1 in that pot
8. ???
9. Eating time!

This is actually pretty close to the recipe that A-anne uses in her Mind, since she doesn’t go in for all that measurement stuff. It works out pretty nicely, if you have the knack for it that she does. I tried to cook up some rice a few weeks ago, and while I didn’t ruin it (for once), it was still very stressful and I needed guidance. What I really need is a rice cooker, or to not have mega rice cravings, but we’re getting off topic.

Anyway, that’s it.

• “Pork Soda”: a Primus album. (I tried to make some once, with a ramen noodle flavor packet and a bottle of seltzer water. The reaction caused a geyser before I could put the cap on)
• “Oatmeal Pizza”: a Nirvana lyric
• Those crazy Thanksgiving flavors that Jones Soda does every year.
• “Owl-flavored”: an ancient item on a Letterman top 10 list (rejected Jelly Belly flavors)

I like to tell my “special lady” that they were all out of Co-cola, or root beer at the store, so instead I picked her up a barbecue sauce flavored cola.

And once, long ago, I was at a friend’s house, and we were making a pitcher of koolaid. There was a packet of orange and a packet of grape, so we decided to mix the two. The color was brown, and so that was the name we gave the mixture.

The most recent idea I had was a banana split, made of dinner foods:

• one polska kielbasa, cut lengthwise (this is the banana)
• three scoops of mashed potatoes
• various gravies
• a cherry on top

Also, an “asian-style” dessert burrito:

• red bean paste
• sweet “sticky rice”
• ???? (my brain must be blocking out some ingredients)
• wrapped in a spring roll wrapper (or you can use an eggroll wrapper and deep-fry it, for a dessert chimichanga!)

And for dessert, a plate of… (see title)

*Midwestern for casserole