Things that keep me up at night, #OVER9000»

No, and I never imagined I’d spend so much time in front of a computer either.
If you wish to make a blog from scratch, you must first invent the universe.

No, and I never imagined I’d spend so much time in front of a computer either.
I want to get a tattoo that says NOTHING IS PERMANENT.
On my butt.
(Or my arm, where I can see it.)