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The other day, my friend sent me a picture that is definitely a worthy addition to my list of saddest things. Brace yourself, because here it is:

Seriously. If you want to get as sad as possible as quickly as possible, you can’t beat this picture, or the product pictured. It’s right up there with bluegrass covers of Modest Mouse songs. High octane sadness fuel, I shit thee not. I can’t even go into all the reasons right now, because I have to go drink a glass of sand.

This is the part where I say that I’ll have to write more in the future about how store-brand knockoff products always make me feel a little odd (trips to Aldi were dangerous, to say the least), but I probably will never get around to it.

One year ago today, the best cat ever died. Sadly, Glenn Beck lives on.

And that’s why I have given up on life.

Seriously, though, Spike was the reason I got into photography. I got my first camera so that I could take pictures of him. Ironically (or shittily) I didn’t even get a decent camera until after he kicked the bucket.

Anyway, these are some of my favorites, out of the several thousand* I took of him…

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* NOT AN EXAGGERATION

Here are totally random things that make—or have in the past made—me unspeakably sad to think about:

• A dude crying in the shower (not me)
• A single, delicious ear of corn on a plate
• Eating at Hardee’s—delicious burgers, but:
  • the starkest decor ever
  • utter chaos behind the front counter (bonus sadness if there is one employee trying to maintain politeness amid the chaos)
• This pic (from Zeta Gundam):
  
• The Smashing Pumpkins song “Spaceboy” (not related to above pic that I know of)

This list to grow exponentially as I continue to stay off my happy-pill prescription!