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Does anyone else get as annoyed as I do when people use hashtags outside of The Twitters? #getoffmylawn #noseriouslygetthehelloffmylawn

…and also use a pic I found on inter-net. So let’s get it over with!

So

I’m still thinking about what to do for my tattoo idea, but you know what they say:
Click if you don’t know what they say »

Reason #12461264: My firm belief that respect is not a god-given right. It is earned (or lost). Just ask my parents! Or my former teachers! Or anyone!

No, and I never imagined I’d spend so much time in front of a computer either.

I want to get a tattoo that says NOTHING IS PERMANENT.

On my butt.

(Or my arm, where I can see it.)

In place of a bunch of emo-y words, here’s a metaphor »

My usabilities:

Let me show you them.

Yeah, so there’s that movie coming out that’s named after everyone’s favorite relationship status on Facebook: “Single”. No, wait: “It’s Complicated”. But what you may not know is that the original title for the movie was “You Have 29382638 Farmville Requests”.

Now click here, to finish this post.

“Beloved, please accept this ring as a token of my love, devotion, and earning power.”

“That’s it?”

*This didn’t happen. I’d NEVER get married! (The other joke here is that I do not make a lot of money.)

Dear Freezer of mine:

Thanks for keeping my ice cream all nice and warm last night. I really enjoyed that refreshing cup of fail soup.

Love,
Toothless, Gumless Joe