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“Beloved, please accept this ring as a token of my love, devotion, and earning power.”
“That’s it?”
*This didn’t happen. I’d NEVER get married! (The other joke here is that I do not make a lot of money.)
If I only had a straw»
Dear Freezer of mine:
Thanks for keeping my ice cream all nice and warm last night. I really enjoyed that refreshing cup of fail soup.
Love,
Toothless, Gumless Joe
And the portions were tiny»
This weekend I actually spent all my money on groceries instead of robots. That Gundam kit I ate last week tasted AWFUL!
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Let me be the first to say that there is nothing new under the sun. Thus, a blog!