Now that I’m officially old…»

Posted: April 13, 2012
Filed under: Words and Expressions

I live in constant fear that I will start typing in the wrong spot on Facebook, and post a bunch of status updates that are actually searches.

Things that bother me, part 9000»

Posted: July 29, 2011
Filed under: Words and Expressions

Does anyone else get as annoyed as I do when people use hashtags outside of The Twitters? #getoffmylawn #noseriouslygetthehelloffmylawn

List of lists of lists of lists»

Posted: June 01, 2011
Filed under: Words and Expressions

It only has one item so far:

I have a list problem, but so does the entire inter-net.

That’s really super, supermoon»

Posted: March 20, 2011
Filed under: Suggested Crop

So after all the hype and preparation—I downloaded Google Sky Map, a detailed moon phase app, and quickly relearned how to use my camera—the “supermoon” was finally upon us. At my secure, undisclosed location out in the sticks, I set up my tripod and did some test shots. I checked the aforementioned apps several times, to make sure I was actually pointed in the right direction and that a supermoon was actually rising, and then I got…

This.

It wasn’t until today, when I finally copied my pics over, and “enhanced” them, that I actually got to see this fabled supermoon. Let’s ENHANCE! »

A bad excuse to make a worse pun»

Posted: August 01, 2010
Filed under: Words and Expressions

…and also use a pic I found on inter-net. So let’s get it over with!

So

I’m still thinking about what to do for my tattoo idea, but you know what they say:
Click if you don’t know what they say »

In which I troll hipsters and graphic designers»

Posted: July 27, 2010
Filed under: Words and Expressions

See, I don’t know how to make a triangle in MS Paint.

 

Wait, that’s not Helvetica! No, but this is.

I see him seeing what you did there»

Posted: June 22, 2010
Filed under: Suggested Crop

Say, that reminds me. A while back I had this great idea for a movie prequel:
“I Know What You’re Going to Do Next Summer”

Things that keep me up at night, #OVER9000»

Posted: June 04, 2010
Filed under: Words and Expressions

Did you ever imagine

No, and I never imagined I’d spend so much time in front of a computer either.

Facebook values our privacy, amirite?»

Oh.

Once upon a time»

Posted: April 17, 2010
Filed under: Suggested Crop

A long, long, long time ago (March 5), it was one of the first nice days of the year. I’d had my new lens for almost a month and hadn’t managed to get anything but dreary indoor pics of toys and my cats. So I decided to to take the afternoon off and take some pictures of… wait for it… wait for it… »