WWWhat in the World Wide Web

I read this for about an hour before giving up.

In place of a bunch of emo-y words, here’s a metaphor »

The next time you see someone on TV squirting tears for the press, remember: they’re not sorry for what they did, they’re sorry they got caught. More public apologies should be like this hypothetical one.

Pic(ture found on inter-net that is) related:

PS—Sorry I posted a picture that had a bad word in it. The bad word was “twat”.

My usabilities:

Let me show you them.

Yeah, so there’s that movie coming out that’s named after everyone’s favorite relationship status on Facebook: “Single”. No, wait: “It’s Complicated”. But what you may not know is that the original title for the movie was “You Have 29382638 Farmville Requests”.

Now click here, to finish this post.

December 21

1. Buy new “long count” calendar
2. THAT’S IT

December 22

1. Wake up
2. Keep on living in a world that has not ended

Facebook is testing out a new feature on their site—the “show only features that work” view:

(No, really, I see this view 4 out of 5 times I go there.)

Good news for the catnip plant that’s been dead for a year:

And then I left the damn thing on the (public) scanner. I did not plant to do that, I can tell you.

“Beloved, please accept this ring as a token of my love, devotion, and earning power.”

“That’s it?”

*This didn’t happen. I’d NEVER get married! (The other joke here is that I do not make a lot of money.)

This is what I saw this morning:

One hundred thirteen pounds of beef (weight before cooking)!