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Things that bother me, part 9000

admin — Fri, 29 Jul 2011 14:59:14 +0000

Does anyone else get as annoyed as I do when people use hashtags outside of The Twitters? #getoffmylawn #noseriouslygetthehelloffmylawn

List of lists of lists of lists

admin — Wed, 01 Jun 2011 17:49:52 +0000

It only has one item so far:

I have a list problem, but so does the entire inter-net.

Great success, or greatest success?

admin — Sun, 02 Jan 2011 23:35:59 +0000

How to be successful at blogging

Blogging what? Blogging blogs in your blog, of course! Post all the time, whether you have anything to say or not. Filler is your friend!

How to be unsuccessful at blogging

If you don’t have anything to say, don’t.

Pop Quiz

This blog that I have just now blogged here in my blog: is it successful or unsuccessful? Show your work.

4 Da Shorteez

admin — Tue, 04 May 2010 22:57:00 +0000

Yes

I will freely admit that I probably have at least the second worst URL in the history of the earth planet.

But

In my defense: I was computing under the influence when I registered it, and all the good ones were taken.

Anyway

In keeping with the times, I have looked into this whole URL shortening thing that’s been taking several of the internets by storm. And so I present, for your ease of use and mine, something that would fit on a business card to be handed out to babes:

http://bit.ly/wwwhatever (wwwowsers that’s short!)

Facebook values our privacy, amirite?

admin — Sun, 02 May 2010 20:26:28 +0000

Oh.

LET ME SHOW YOU MY USABILITIES

admin — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 21:57:36 +0000

My usabilities:

Let me show you them.

Someone owes me some groyalties

admin — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 05:18:32 +0000

So, let’s set the wayback machine to a more innocent time. Barring that, let’s go back to October 19, 2006. I wrote this in my inter-net livejournal online blog page site:

Title: I cold invented a word tonight

I uttered the new word “GROINTMENT” many times in the course of this evening.

A. said, “I think ‘groin’ is the ugliest word in the English language” and Ted said that “ointment” was even worse, so of course I had to top them both.

GROINTMENT. Groin + Ointment = Grointment!

GROINTMENT! “Dapper Dan, for the groin!” (tm Ted)

G R O I N T M E N T !

Order now, operators are standing by…

———

And then, I came up with the best song title ever: “Frodo applies the grointment to Sam”. I am never drinking again.

So tonight I was thinking to myself, and wondering if anyone on earth was insane enough to have also come up with that word. I submit this visual as evidence:

Does this mean I need to change my song to “Frodo applies the grointment™ to Sam”?

This was too long to be a status update

admin — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 01:47:32 +0000

Yeah, so there’s that movie coming out that’s named after everyone’s favorite relationship status on Facebook: “Single”. No, wait: “It’s Complicated”. But what you may not know is that the original title for the movie was “You Have 29382638 Farmville Requests”.

Now click here, to finish this post.

WWWExclusive!

admin — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 23:31:54 +0000

Facebook is testing out a new feature on their site—the “show only features that work” view:

(No, really, I see this view 4 out of 5 times I go there.)

I DID IT

admin — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 22:14:07 +0000

I think a blog with comments disabled has to count for something, yes?